I just peed or puked all or around my parjibgb lot.
parking. I am not drunk
I feel as if I owe my bloodstream some tequila.
Jenna and Ryan are ranting and raving about child custody. MY VASECTOMY SMILES.
Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
You walked away saying that you had to pee and you never came back. We found you an hour later in his roommate's bed. Under the covers. Still in your wet bathing suit.
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
Jimmy johns delivers to the bar behind work. Happy vodka day!
He knows whenever I get drunk I'm going to call him and make fun of his major. Its like a reverse booty call.
I'm currently sitting at your kitchen table eating chicken nuggets that I dug out of the trash and thinking about how much I need to get laid.
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
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