My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
i just looked in the mirror i look like i'm about to film a PSA about prostitution
He went THROUGH MY PHONE (he's 30 for God sake) then asked me why I was stringing along 12 guys... I told him he could have just asked me if I was banging other people and then saved himself from looking at pics of dicks bigger than his.
She's cute, but batshit. Like some kind of dominatrix disney princess.
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
When I meet her I'm going to have to resist the urge of saying "hey! We're Eskimo sisters!"
Did you poop on the roof?
WTH?
Is that a no?
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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