# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
even my farts smell like vagina
I can only name 15 people I've had sex with - can I just start claiming that as my sex number?
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
i woke up to find out i googled the Twilight Eclipse trailer. so either drunk me doesn't know that i'm straight, or sober me doesn't know that i'm gay
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
I honestly don't think it will ever get topped. Unless a real female cop arrests me, then fucks me. That's it.
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
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