all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
So Easter dinner for me was at 4:40 this morning where i made Bagel Bites and had a glass of Chardonnay
After throwing up, the toothpaste tasted so good. Thank you for not letting me eat it.
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
And by "hammer out the details" you know I mean spending 20 minutes on wedding plans then getting wine drunk, right?
So the keyword here is "hammered"?
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
I’m on my third beer doing poppers in the shower to no doubt
He did a backflip because drugs
She looked up and said "I like this." I asked "what do you like?" she said "penis."
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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