yah i'm on my way- is everything ok?
i'm holding a walmart bag of my own hot vomit that i closed up with some random chicks hair tie. we r pretty fucking far from ok
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
I am descending into that finals week rage fueled by ramen, mountain dew and bad sex is what's up.
Can we get pizza? This is seriously not a booty call. I just really want someone to get pizza with me.
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Randomize
