Just did a line with a monopoly bill. Tell me I'm not fancy.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
tonight's goal was "most regrettable decision" and you bring wine coolers?
My drunk body wants to fuck you so bad, but my high mind is telling me it's too much work. I think I'm just gonna stay home and eat some Mac and cheese. Sorry.
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
She has a boyfriend. But if he's a decent human being he understands blowjobs don't count as cheating with her. Keeping those miracles to himself is a crime against humanity.
I just pictured ballsacks being shoveled into the furnace of the Titanic.
If a girl called me a promiscuous philandering Casanova, should I say thank you?
Most definitely.
But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
Alright I'd bang a 4 sober, It's been like 3-4 weeks or how ever long 4th of July was ago. I wanna fuck something.
4th of July was 12 days ago. The date is literally in the text you just sent.
I don't care about the dates I just wanna bone something.
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
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