I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
I wish I could tell you that the worst thing that happened last night was how he got thrown out of a stripclub for vomitting on the girl giving him a private lapdance. I wish I could tell you that and not be lying.
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
this is a time for prayers...seriously
let us hold hands and pray.. sweet baby jesus please bring us some sweet sweet man loving this homecoming weekend to aid our lonely vaginas it has been a long couple of weeks amen.
New policy: when a woman uses the word blowjob in a sentence within 5 minutes of meeting her, you buy her a drink.
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
Dude, I checked into a cathedral... I thought it was a joke, until I found a candle and a whole bunch of coins in my purse
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
I just accidentally deep throated a popsicle in front of my parents
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
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