fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
dude.. you lit a cigarette on the bus and told the driver it was okay because you were fire marshall of your boy scout troop
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
We agreed to not shave eyebrows when someone is passed out. douchebag.
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
Dude. This guy has a ketchup bottle full of jello shots. Best. Thing. Ever.
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
My doctor was like "I think adderall is a great choice. It'll definitely benefit you and you say you've taken it before so you'll be fine!" \nAnd I was like "yeah bro, totally"
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
Desperate times call for desperate measures. But he promised me no small talk so that was nice
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
Is that strawberry winking at me??
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
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