No more parties with babies... I can't do that again.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
we were so high we made up an elaborate backstory because we were paranoid about going into the wig shop w/o being serious wig shoppers
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
I think I've hugged the toilet more times than I've hugged my own family members.
I woke on the floor next to a big TV. Apparently I traded my bed for a 52 inch samsung and a box of pop tarts.
First day of class and I'm in a bar drinking pitcher #3. Foreshadowing?
now that you've tased me I refuse to buy you flowers
Just had a heart to heart with my John Belushi poster.
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
I think I'm still drunk...I just gave my empty conditioner bottle a break-up speech before I threw it away.
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
Eredayimstrugglin ..Can we talk about the fact that I just typed "er" and it autocorrected to that. Fuck my life.
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
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