Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
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She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
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I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
Overslept. So hungover. Apparently texting the first person in my contact list the time I would like to wake up is not how the alarm clock in my phone actually works.
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
Nothing like sitting at your midterm pissed at yourself because you put your graphing calculator batteries in your vibrator and forgot to put them back in before the exam 😑
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
And somehow in between all the vomitting you managed to mumble "Well this is attractive!" And I swear that's when I fell in love. Best. First. Date. Ever!
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