I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
I never thought that I'd ever use the phrase "and the resulting ice cream explosion" seriously at work...
I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
The last thing I remember is feeding country fried steak to my best friend in a bubble bath with my bare hands.
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
MY FUCKING CAT JUST GAVE BIRTH AND IM FUCKING STONED AND I FUCKING DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO!!!
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
This bowl is so big, I just said out loud, "I'm going to die here" as I blew smoke out the cat door. Merry fucking Christmas.
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
He wants to play improv games now whenever he gets drunk. Sometimes I just do not have the energy for that kind of a thing
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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