I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
I just jerked it so loud the neighbor banged on their floor. maybe my wife got the point
I know this may seem inappropriate, but are you gonna bring any blow to the wedding?
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
I woke up to some strange woman rubbing peanut butter on my thighs
Drunk field day, hangover yoga and sober archery practice
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
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