Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
Just found a g string in our driveway, wtf happened this weekend?
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
This is why you are going on a date. To see if he is fun or if we need to shank him in the parking lot.
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
I'm just now realizing I've slept with guys from three different decades over the past year. That's gotta be some sort of record.
I’m drunk and naked and looking for my charger - title of my autobiography.
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