Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
Just witnessed a walk of shame by a guy in a half gorilla suit. It's going to be a good day.
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
He must have sensed I was about to trade him in...he's really stepped up his sex game
The bartender just legitimately thanked me for breaking the cycle of speed metal by playing mmmbop.
i don't think that has ever happened before in the history of man
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
I don't care how much you're grieving a loss, masturbating off the side of a roof is not acceptable mourning behavior.
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
In case you were wondering how drunk I was last night, there was an unopened slim Jim in front of my door and I ate it.
He told me to leave him behind and bury him in his batman pajamas. So two lessons I guess, don't give Tom whiskey and don't touch his daddy issues with a twenty nine and a half foot pole.
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
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