Have you ever seen a 300 pound pregnant lady's boob fall out of her shirt cuz she's not wearing a bra? I have.
You say "arrested with two drunk girls" like it's a bad thing....
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
I don't know how I'm boarding the plane tomorrow. I have my car registration.
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
It wasn't your birthday, you weren't supposed to be the drunk one
When people keep buying you drinks at the bar because they like you, you can't say no to them
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
I loaned him a tie and then had to tie it for him. I'm like his weird lesbian girlfriend.
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
I just tried to snap you a picture of the CVS where we decided not to become parents.
Randomize
