After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
Tell mom and/or dad that I am going to be home late. I am really blazed. Don't tell them that part, though.
I'm seriously so bored I'm seeing how many rooms I can masturbate in before I get caught.
Four. Poor grandma...
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
shouldve known this week was gonna be bad when I threw up in my coffee mug
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
I want to show up to tomorrow's study group looking like I got hit by a train. A train made of dicks.
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
Out of all the things you could eat off of my tits you choose lettuce? Thats so healthy. Yuck.
4 pharmacies and not one had Plan B. If this is gods way of telling me it's time for a child, he can fuck off.
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
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