You know you want to come over later
1:27a: Um no
1:45a: Maybe
2:05a: Probably
2:38a: I'm outside, let me in
he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
Just got a lapdance on the metro. She said she was on maternity leave and needed the practice.
I tried to explain to him that we just wanted a stereotypical black friend to be in our group. He didn't take it too well... Never take me to the bar again.
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
i think you broke pat's ankle when you drove over it... he's freaking out but on a more serious note i'm 99% sure i saw a werewolf
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
I think a 5 ft pyramid of jello shots in honor of the egyptians is in order
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
Whatcha doing tonight? Reply TURNUP if you are drinking, or STOP to cancel messages
You must have my penis confused with someone else's...which is disappointing
Ugh it's 2016, why can't our bodies just shed fat on their own
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
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