Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
i asked why he had a giant piece of popcorn duct taped to his head and he said "No, it's actually part of my neck." so no, i didn't fuck him.
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
I wish you would always start your sentences with "speaking of my clit..."
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
last karaoke night = doing dmx songs with a guy who threatened to stab me. so yeah I'm coming out.
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
he drank all my beer while i was at work and passed out on my couch, when i got home he was out cold and my room mates pig was licking him. they seemed peaceful, so i took 20 bucks from his wallet and left again.
I'm training him to sit when I whistle the tune from the hunger games. I'm going to be the coolest parent ever.
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
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