Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I think im pregnant
I think you have the wrong number
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
it took me 2 minutes to realize that it wasn't HER hand on my penis. First, and worst threesome ever..
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL.
I'm remembering the time we thought it was a brilliant idea to put koolaid powder in shots of goldschlager
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
My boobs are numb because I've been using them as stress balls
I have never fucking hated the horrible sound of dozens of off-key recorders BLARING their fucked rendition of "Fais Do-Do" in unison against the screams of an adult male... more than I do now. This is why people avoid teaching. Kill me. End it all.
This is seriously fucking awkward. My favorite sex scene just started and my dad's still here. He offered me Cheetos.
I just woke up drenched in beer, in a puddle of beer, and cuddling a bottle of tequila
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
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