He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
before we even ate breakfast we'd found an eighth of weed in some old purse she never uses. it was gone by lunch
Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
Anywho, an ostrich attacked me today. Fucking useless pieces of shit birds.
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
I lost my flask somewhere between dancing shirtless to The Spice Girls and walking around Wawa opening/eating things and putting them back.
Dude, my sex life is so sad since I started having feelings.
Sleeping with just one person sucks
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
It's shark week go big or go home
Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
Steven and I talked about running for office again today. It's fucked that my 3 dream jobs are marijuana bakery owner, bar owner, and president.
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