hell yes lets make some ravioli
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
Just took my pill on time for two days in a row. I deserve a prize.
Not having phil's child is good enough.
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
Do you think county jail has a Groupon?
I took her to the bar and boom. All of my past slump busters were there. Shes cool enough to know what that means and said she was afraid they'd eat her so we left.
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
Don't mention it
Just endorse me for cunnilingus on LinkedIn
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
Hey buddy, turns out those were the PB&shroomwiches, soooo you may want to reconsider dinner with your girlfriends family tonight...
As we were walking to her place she stole a pizza from the delivery guy's car and when we got home she grabbed a slice, two beers, removed her pants, and said "call of duty?" im going to marry her
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
How was your weekend?
My girlfriend decided the best way to get my mind off of my dog dying was to break up with me via text
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