Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.
I have 11 glasses of water and one beer on the table infront of me. Have to keep going to different bartends to get more. There are only two though and I think they've caught on
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
Just remembered when I bought that round of shots I told the girls to "get their whore friend" who was making out with her bf instead of drinking. I don't know why they stayed.
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
Cop came to our door looking for you. Something about sex in public and intoxication. I said you matched the description.
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
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