I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
don't thank me. stop putting your penis in foreign objects.
four days late. damn you, makeup sex. you win again.
Life is so much better after having sex.
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
She's locked herself in the bathroom with a tub of icecream and she's watching my little pony on her phone. We know it cause she sings with them.
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
Standards are awful. It's like living in the zombie apocalypse. You can only have sex with certain people
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
I wish there was a tumbleweed emoji. Because that would describe my vagina.
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
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