He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
OMG HE JUST PUKED WITH THE DOOR OPEN WHILE DRIVING ON THE ROAD AND OMG WE NEED TO CHAT BUT NOT ATM CAUSE THERES PUKE ON MY PHONE
The thing is that despite the high paying career and the increased responsibility, my life hasn't changed that much. Only instead of blacking out on $2 wells at some dive I blackout on top shelf martinis in a suit. Oh and only on Fri & Sat nights. Being 30 doesn't suck as bad as everyone led me to believe.
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
So stoned i forgot i was in bed
We mailed him an 18 inch double headed dildo for his birthday. The Fedex guys certainly got a laugh out of it.
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
After a few mimosas, my mom started sharing her plans to move out of the house and into a retirement village so she can be the youngest one there and find herself a "nice old sugar daddy." Needless to say, break has not started off well...
He's talking about me being Slave Princess Leia and how he'll chain me up. I don't have the heart to point out that he would be Jabba in that scenario...Is it bad that his lack of SW knowledge is destroying my lady boner?
Man. Apparently I blacked out between the 4th margarita and my air mattress. Asleep in my jeans at 10pm. Mom outdrank me again.
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
I think one of my ovaries is committing suicide. But that is a topic for another day.
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
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