Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
Having a dry hump session to Alvin and the chipmunks surprisingly didn't kill the mood. He's that good.
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
Boob shaped ice luge is ordered for my bday. Boom
I can't even drink.
The liquor comes out the nipples. Out. The. Nipples.
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
so I think we need to change lawn care services...the guy woke me up by the pool while I was naked...told me he already picked up all the beer cans for us and gave me his number for the next time we party...
I walked in..crop dusted the whole place then asked her if she wanted to go to a place that smells better.
You were always a thinker
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
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