i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
Met the five year old's gym teacher for next year. He is an old drinking buddy and I used to fuck his older brother. It was like a walk of shame 20 years late.
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
I drank toilet water last night, I can't answer you because my phone is in rice.
I refused to call him anything but Drake eyebrows all night.
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
Did you happen to find the other half of my bra last night?
fyi: first time in five days i havent washed my birth control down with liquor. when are we going out tonight?
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
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