in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
I was looking at some smoking pipes on amazon the other day and realized that work people could look at my history and do a drug test. So I immediately started looking at Sherlock Holmes hats.
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
I literally just wiped coffee off of the corner of my mouth with my boob because my hands were full. Thought youd be proud. Good morning!
The bellhop gave us weed in our keycard envelop. We went down to tip him and he apparently never gets that so he just gave us more weed. Kentucky is strange
If you were a good friend you would take the nipple tassels off me before the ambulance comes.
You were sitting on the filthy kitchen floor eating a packet of grated cheese, and you were crying because you couldn't find any cheese.. I'd say our party was a success.
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
I’m at the Eye doc, sitting in the waiting room. The woman next to me is highlighting passages in her bible. I’m watching pornhub on mute. I clearly need some penis, or Jesus.
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