can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
You can't hide fat with big sunglasses.
WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
sometimes i think life is slapping me across the face and laughing, saying "ha ha! you're an adult!"
Oh god. It's my first day here, I'm still drunk and somebody just drifted in a forklift. I'm going to die.
Good news: he out-ran the campus police. Bad news: they were chasing him toward the REAL police.
I found him CRAWLING across the garden. He saw me,smiled,and asked for a napkin.
Anne I just took two ambiens. I think my body is melting into my blow up bed. Like a stick of butter just slowly melting. And I'm alright. Don't be afraid. I'll be alright.
Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
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Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
It may be a clusterfuck, but I'll be looking classy as shit as I watch the nightmare unfold
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
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