summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
she started talking about my kids
was she topless?
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
Day drinking straight vodka out of a Mountain Dew can being towed behind a kayak on a raft. And no, there is no time difference, it really is 10 am.
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
Also, my aunt grabbed my phone and downloaded the scriptures. Apparently I need Jesus.
She asked if she should pack the condoms, I told her I plan on drinking so much that it won't be possible.
Ugh. The fucking vaginal recession is so real right now.
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
How bad is it that I can say that this isn't the first time a married man, who is in the military, has tried to make me his mistress?
I'll be coming off of 7 days of not drinking. No horse tranqs either. I haven't been this sober since I was in the womb
Randomize
