i just pooped in tubberware. not a proud day
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
I have decided today is drunk costume day. That is, i woke up still drunk and found costumes all over my floor. Heck yes. This is happening. Come over. Drink.
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
I offered to buy ihop waffles for all the homeless people outside the metro. It was time to go to bed.
Call me old-fashioned, but I don't think the words, "Finger my ass" should find their way into casual conversation.
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
I'm sorry I came to your house drunk and fed pizza to your dog.
Ways to ruin a one night stand: the guy finds your parenting magazine on your dorm room desk.
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
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