so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
This is why I'm not putting my name in lights over your bed.
got arrested for "breaking and entering" last night when i supposedly went into the wrong house made a sandwich and tried jerking off to porn on the tv...the cops told me they came in while my dick was out...oh and i missed work this morning and got fired
My drug dealer just made me a sandwich at the local deli. Starting to question his street cred.
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
So I'm pretty sure I told every one at the party that "I'm going to fuck my pillow pets tonight?"
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?
I feel like a dancer trapped in the body of a math instructor. Love, Mom
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
I’m sorry my lady boner messed up your mojo!!
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