she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
I'm home and safer than post-menopausal sex; you're welcome for the image. And yes, I did just use a semi-colon hammered.
Just realized I'm marrying a man that's never gone down on me. What happened to my priorities?
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
I met her tumbling down the stairs chugging Captain Morgan. I'm not sure why she has the better reputation either.
Its not monday til someone throws up in the hallway
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
I'm in the Wal Mart stall where we found out you weren't pregnant. This is where I'm going to propose to you. I feel like that would be the most romantic
I think that's the first time I've heard someone say "this is the safest way of doing things" while holding half a gallon of jagermeister
He equated my biology degree to a belief in Santa. I wonder if he heard the doors to my vagina clanging shut.
I found out my butt plug has a metal core at the airport security checkpoint...
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
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