I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
She looks like a beluga.
I want to splash her with water and when she screams say "I didn't want you to die. You looked parched"
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
totally just bought a bottle of gin with nothing but change
don't ever let anyone tell you that youre not 100% class
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