i don't like sucking hair
I woke up this morning with I hate myself feeling
Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
details?
alcohol + bed + penis = sex
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
I'm going for high school drunk, you've got 15 minutes to get here.
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
Saw throw up in the parking lot at work, glad I'm not the only one. But now the search begins.
Mary's wearing shades at her desk, brilliant!
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