so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
I need to have sex with someone before he does. I need to win this break up!
He told me all about his plan for proposing to his girlfriend as pillow talk.
Our cab driver looks like Kim Jong il, and you're missing a fascinating conversation about Katie wanting to be carbon dated.
And now I have fucked a local celebrity so double free drinks at bars.
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
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