i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
You remember that guy Joey? The pastors son that plays Jesus every year?
Yeah?
Stuck it in his pooper.
What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
She asked me why I was wearing a Batman Suit. Have I ever needed a reason to wear a Batman Suit?
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
You finished the fifth and then hid two dozen eggs around your apartment and declare that you would "quest for Jesus". Have fun questing today.
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
Dude, you GARGLED with bleu cheese last night!
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
You woke up at like 4 in the morning fell off your bunk bead, yelled at Nic for asking if you were ok, walked to the kitchen, pissed on the keg, and then looked at me and said "Still not worth it" then went back to bed.
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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