shes about as inviting as chlamydia
Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
Red Bull/Vodka? You bet I'm showing everyone my penis tonight.
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
I just got sparklers from my secret santa. Drunken sledding just got to a whole new level of dangerous
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
They asked if I wanted to shotgun a beer and before i could ask who had a knife they all had bit holes into the cans. Im never leaving Germany!
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
YOU TOLD ME THAT YOU CAUGHT A TAXI HOME. SARAH SAID THE POLICE DROPPED YOU OFF.
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
I just compared his sexting to a plate of spaghetti. And he STILL wants to sleep with me.
so apparently over the course of the night my roommate and i had sex in exactly the same spot. ps the downstairs sink needs cleaning.
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