How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
Apparently I promised a worker at La Siesta free English lessons to make up for vomming all over the little Mariachi band.
Despite what happened tonight, Im still expecting Jesus birthday sex
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
I can't see straight with both eyes and ive only been at the bar for an hour. Someone else typed this for me.
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
I'm on my fifth cocktail in twenty minutes. I don't think I will end this on two legs.
He was the only guy who ever made me cry..
Who, the park ranger who made you dump out your beer on the beach?
I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
how is it that I keep meeting up with you when Im drunk?
you stand on my porch screaming my name until I come out with you...
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
Let's be honest dude, you almost cried when I gave you a handy, you are not ready for a relationship, I knew this.
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
Randomize
