He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
I think my cats understand what porn is. And it's all my fault.
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
I caught myself flirting with clients today. Someone needs to take me to pound town before I self destruct. This is a code red. I repeat code red.
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
Also I feel I should tell you last night when I came home I fell into my laundry hamper and woke up in a pile of my clothes
Showed up to the airport to find my fuck buddy is on the same flight. Do you think he'd be intertested in the mile high club?
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
FIVE TIMES AND I HAVENT GOTTEN OFF ONCE
literally yelled NOOOO right before he finished .. yelled “five times and I still haven’t gotten off” when he was still inside me ..
Said “don’t worry I’ll get myself off tomorrow” to top it all off
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