Dude stop singing. Your life is not an episode of fucking glee
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
I just fully woke up, never smoking that much weed again. I had stress dreams about your house being surrounded by a lake and we kept losing our cars in it.
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
It was dumb but not something to force me into sobriety
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
Don't try to sleep with work colleagues because he won't be able to get it up and you won't be able to look him in the eye ever again
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
Randomize
