There comes a time in every man's life where he has to shit in a catbox to prove a point.
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
someone just laughed at me while i'm laying on the floor waiting for the bus. like they've never been hungover.
I just dropped off shoes at Mike's hotel. The chick he hooked up with last night stole his phone and shoes.
Too high to move please buy hi-c and pour it in my mouth in exchange I will marry your first born child
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat dat dat dat dat ~uterus contraction~
I don't particularly remember setting a firecracker off in my hand. No more tequila.
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
Jeff brought me a cup of coffee to my desk. He's getting a blow job.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
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