Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
Look dude I'm sorry I used your bong to snorkel in my bathtub last night
Easy Mac is falling out of my sweatshirt as I'm walking down the street.
Someone jacked my earrings off me or I threw em in the toilet again
I hate when that happens
I mean it was his birthday. How was I supposed to tell him he could not wear a sombrero while we bang.
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
Um, you were throwing up the shocker symbol in front of all of the wedding guests during the best man's speech. No wonder the groom thinks we're bad
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
Being able to fart in her presence and not be judged is why I pay half the rent.
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
I can't believe that after 9 years of signing things as "BATMAN", the first place to turn it down was the liquor store down the block.
It's almost sad. It's like the Harambe of vagina stories really.
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
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