no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
Just realized my talking to the tv hockey voice is same as my sex voice. Life just got a whole lot weirder.
Take my keys. Load me into the vehicle. Drive. Get food. Come back. These are my demands.
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
Day drinking straight vodka out of a Mountain Dew can being towed behind a kayak on a raft. And no, there is no time difference, it really is 10 am.
I mean it's like...I'm sorry I slept with your boyfriend but is it my fault that he failed to mention you when I was giving him head in the Dave and Busters bathroom?
There is so much wrong with that sentence
Yeah there really shouldn't be a bar at D&B's...shit gets real
I keep getting the feeling him and his friends are hilarious and we should drink whiskey together forever
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
My girl friends dad just asked how I get so drunk and then he passed out with a bloody Mary in his hand on the couch it's 230 do you know where your parents are
I sharted in court today and had to sit on it for about three and a half hours.
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