I just woke up in bed with 4 girls. Either i dont remember the best night of my life or they think im gay.
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
You said eat breakfast. So i poured Baileys on top of m&m's. It taste just like like cereal I swear.
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
3 for 3 on getting girls who say "yolo" at the bar to have anal. Not the motto I live by, but it has changed my life.
Erry day erry day!
I just blew my weed a kiss
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
He sent me a dick pic from his living room and it has pictures of his three kids in the background
It's not Christmas until you get a photo from an ex wearing a Santa hat and red boxers... And then you just respond with, "nope."
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
Just in case you forgot, you puked all over your boss house, pissed on his coffee table, and were then thrown out by his wife
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