ugh. people who use coupons make me wanna punch a baby.
Someone left a shot of disaronno in a champagne glass here this morning... flip a coin?
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
I just got cash back from buying a pregnancy test so that I can buy a case of joose. My life is in shambles.
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
I bought new panties to console myself ... you know, because I am going to lose my ovaries. Well, if I don't die of a heart attack first. But at least when the EMS folks find me, I'll be finely dressed from the waist down.
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
Only you would have a vasectomy while you're awake and report on the soundtrack first
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
I was asked last night if Magnum makes a XXL..... I don't think I've ever broken this many condoms in my life
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
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