Maybe if i steal enough bar glasses i can justify all the money spent i've spent there
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
Moral of the story: If you're gonna throw a glass of wine in a guy's face, don't do it in your own kitchen.
I woke up five hours later with a mouthful of Jimmy John's while clinging to my sandwich.
Its official vodka lemonade jager and whiskey with coorslight is a bad combination of try to forget the work week cocktail ps bring alkaseltzer
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
sex in a hospital.. check
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
Next time I try to break into the police station drunk, please stop me.
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
I JUST WANTED TO GET SOME MOTHER FUCKING TACOS I AM SINGLE AS FUCK TACOS BRING PREOPLE TOGETHER OKAY
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