and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
I hid 4 bags of cocaine in your house. Have fun finding them
I like daylight savings. I don't care if it's 4 oclock it's not daydrinking if it's dark out
seek help.
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
i had the all of mcdonalds chanting USA as he motorboated you
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
That super awesome moment when the guy who threw up in your bed last night crawls into your roommate's bed the next morning...Naked...She was in it.
Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
apparently I like to do this thing where I wear pretty dresses and then pee on things on public. Picture proof. Four times last week.
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
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