Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
i hope your v-card owns a pair of floaties
Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
I just found out my favorite drunk show, Repo Men, is just reenactments. I can't express through words my disappointment.
I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
Can u please come get me. My car keys are gone. Somehow I ended up sleeping in my trunk
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
I just found out my college boyfriend's nickname is actually a Dutch word for little cucumber.....it all makes sense now.
I was so drugged up it was amazing, I felt like a dinosaur "because I enjoyed spinach, and I got apple juice and only dinosaurs get apple juice" according to me the day of, and last night I felt like a rocket ship
I dunno what's worse, the fact that I hooked up with a guy that shaves his armpits or that I didn't notice until he brought it up the next day
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
I woke up with $140 in twenties in my bra and have never been more puzzled.
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
I planned out my poor life choices for the weekend.
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