i can totally see doctors naming an STD after you
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
Oh no I would never do that to her. But when you're single again let me know. Cheating penis is definitely better than single penis. But she has claws.
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
Yeah. Moral of the story: Don't mace yourself. It sucks dick.
You just sat there staring at your apple and saying "I'm so glad you're here" to it every time you took a bite.
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
Thanks for listening. You're the first guy I've ever worked with who I didn't want to fuck.
God knew I'd have horrible taste in men, so made me asexual to ensure I'd never fuck them.
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