If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
I think I've reached that age where I should start dating "congrats" and not "are you keeping it?"
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
You remember the guy that busted in waving a tazer at everyone yelling "get the fuck outta my crib"?
yeah you don't forget that shit easily
We ended up crawling out from our hiding spot and playing pool with him once he calmed down. His name is Marcus. I got his email.
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
I won the booty shaking contest by mooning the whole bar
Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
Had a dick customer and the words "eat my ass" slipped out. He proceeded to lick his lips and say present it. I think it's time I quit.
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
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