Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
Noooo. We thought it would be funny for him to wake up buried in the sand. But we just remembered about the whole high tide thing and it's dark and it's pretty damn hard to find an unconscious head sticking out of the sand. Just help us out
you never texted me what you wanted from the store so I got a piece of chicken and bottle of tequila. if you want anything else you are on your own.
I'm not drinking cause I'm like 4 vodkas away from a boom box and Peter Gabriel.
You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
I wore sunglasses to take a shower. I might be hungover.
"Being an adult" and "being happy" are two circles that do not overlap in my Venn diagram of life.
I walk into the pharmacy and I'm like "I need three morning after pills" and the guy was like "uhhhh". All I said was "we didn't plan it, we all just got laid the same night"
2 weeks shy of 25 and all I’m wishing for is a secret admirer who pulls my trash cans to the curb Wednesday morning for me because I always forget to Tuesday’s nights thanks to it being dollar draft night at the local bar
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