now i know why i became what i already was.
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
so I think he was half asleep, but he woke me up by saying "where's my cow? Is it being shipped?" He must have been dreaming about farmville..
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over
you can't hurt those
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
Dear future Eric, sorry about the Everclear. Sincerely, Eric +2 shots E.C.
Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
I made it crystal clear I'm only upset because he's not anywhere fit to be a father of my unborn zygote
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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