Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
So im at the gym and some guy has a tattoo of a hand doing the shocker... The douche bag bar has been raised yet again.
I just woke up to find the whole kitchen sick had been converted into a gravity bong.
My dildo fell into the bathtub. It sounded like a chainsaw.
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
I'm waiting at the bar and am surrounded by unattractive women.
You need to get here and rebalance this disturbance in the force.
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
She wanted me to stick my dick in the birthday cake she got me
You better have a raging boner when I get to your house and it better be worth missing work in the morning.
whenever dudes said you had nice tits you'd scream at them "This double push-up bra is full of deceit and lies!"
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