And I just threw up at the table during Mother's Day Brunch.
He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
I twisted my ankle last night doing a super high five with 3 inch heels on.
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
Getting stoned and going to costco. If i'm not back by dawn, you know what to do.
I woke up in her bed, she woke up in mine. Apparently there was a miscommunication after the 8th jager bomb.
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
I ate cinnamon toast crunch. I'm officially out of the puke zone. Blackout drunk Friday. WHAT IS GOOD.
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
My penis needs a shock collar
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
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