forecast for tonight is alcohol, low standards and poor decisions.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
I think need to divide my DVD collection into "movies I've seen" and "movies I've only seen during sex"
Hey. Hope youre not too hungover. Also, did you put a Christmas tree in my guest bathroom and cover it with condoms?
i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
Hey guys guess what I found in my bed this morning? I wish it was a man..but it was a potato
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
I put miralax in my rum/coke. Go hard or go home.
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