Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
I feel like when purchasing hard liquor on a Monday I also need to buy a happy 21st bday card to not seem so pathetic
I'm not sure if I should be proud of you for having morals or disappointed in you for letting your sex life get this sad.
I literally just smashed open my grade school piggy bank for beer money. Goodbye childhood. Hellllllo coin night.
Friend as in 'I used to have sex with her' or friend as in 'I still want to have sex with her'?
She started snoring post sex, so I drunkenly walked 8 miles at 4am to go fishing. Please come pick me up
Trust me. My dick only does selfies for you.
Can't beat it when the local bar sends you off with a loaf of bread on the way out the door.
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
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